State Approved Hair?

That crazy North Korean tyrant is at it again.  The North has issued 18 haircuts that are considered ‘approved’ by the state.  Looks like unmarried women are stuck with shorter cuts and men, well, yours aren't much better.  Young men are allowed a whopping 5 cm in length and, if you are a little more ‘seasoned’, well, they are a little more lenient and allow 7 cm.  Even more amusing?  North Koreans are banned from styling their hair like the late leader Kim Jong-il.  I find it hard to believe anyone would want to emulate the hairdo of a goofy-haired, and dead, tyrant – but what do I know?